An alien was just in my room!


Holy shit! So I was just sitting here minding my business you know and I was there sitting on my bed looking at my phone as i always do and I felt this chill in the air and I was like “okay my heat pump must’ve went into defrost” and I looked back at it and it was still in heat mode and I was like “okay well that’s odd!” And I turned my head and there it was! Standing in front of my window as if it came in through my window or wall in a way that the objects didn’t impede its intrusion or it teleported? How would I know? So I was looking at it and we studied each other, it was like a greyish greenish scaly skin and it was thin and gangly, very insectoid or reptilian like with big eyes that were dark but had pupils and a small slit mouth like a reptile, it was like a praying mantis like head kinda. It then came towards me and then stopped and the room filled with a bright red light and that’s all I remember until a bit ago when I woke up on my bed and I know when it was here I had my new AirPod pros 2 in my ears and now I can’t find them, they’re not here, even when I check in my settings normally I have their location on but they’re gone so idk wtf happened but I’m super pissed because I sold a NVIDIA share to be able to afford them I don’t want to blame the reptilian for stealing them but I think the lanky dumpster alien fucker did.

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