Press Conference: Secretary of Defense Announcement
Secretary of Defense (SecDef): Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Today, I come before you to share some unsettling revelations concerning our planet and its visitors.
Reporter 1: Secretary, there’s been a lot of speculation about extraterrestrial activity. Can you confirm these rumors?
SecDef: Yes. We have confirmed the existence of extraterrestrial beings who are currently visiting Earth.
Reporter 2: How many of these extraterrestrial beings are there?
SecDef: Our intel suggests there are dozens of different races, but exact numbers are still being ascertained.
Reporter 3: Do we have any understanding of their origins?
SecDef: At present, their origins remain unknown to us.
Reporter 4: We’ve heard horrifying accounts of abductions. Are these true?
SecDef: I regret to confirm that these beings have been permanently abducting some individuals. Others claimed to have been taken and returned, though we have no way to gauge the veracity or the repercussions. The reasons behind these actions are still under investigation.
Reporter 5: There are also rumors of human mutilations which match reports of cattle mutilations in their specifics. Please tell us these aren’t true.
SecDef: Unfortunately, they are. We have verified accounts where individuals have been taken and mutilated by these entities. Their motivation behind such actions is still a mystery.
Reporter 6: Have they targeted our aircraft?
SecDef: They have. There have been incidents where our aircraft were destroyed following encounters with these beings. Also, where aircraft have been taken with them and their passengers never to be seen again.
Reporter 7: What are our defense capabilities against them?
SecDef: I must be transparent with you all. Our current defense mechanisms are inadequate against their advanced technologies. We are, in many ways, defenseless.
Reporter 1: There are also stories suggesting they may have caused global cataclysms in the past. Any comments on that?
SecDef: That’s far more speculative, though we are exploring that possibility. Historical data and recent findings suggest they might have had a hand in past global events that we previously couldn’t explain.
Reporter 3: There’s chatter about genetic experimentation as well. Can you confirm?
SecDef: Yes, there’s evidence suggesting that these entities are involved in genetic experiments on humans. The full extent and purpose of these experiments are yet to be determined. Some have reported experiments with human fetuses that produced offspring which were never retrieved.
Reporter 4: Given all this, how should the public respond?
SecDef: I won’t sugarcoat it. The situation is dire. We urge the public to stay vigilant, be cautious, and adhere strictly to any advisories we issue. The safety of everyone is at risk.
Reporter 2: What’s our plan going forward?
SecDef: Our immediate priority is to gather more information and work on defensive strategies. We are also reaching out to global partners for collaboration and support.
Reporter 5: This is a lot to take in. How can the public trust that the government is doing everything possible?
SecDef: I understand your concern. We are committed to transparency and will provide regular updates. Rest assured, every resource at our disposal is being directed to address this threat.
SecDef: Thank you for your time. Please stay safe, and we will continue to keep the public informed as we learn more.
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