Wierd lights off my porch at night.

So, I’m not saying I’ve seen little green men piloting an interdimensional space craft.

Just trying to understand what I’ve been seeing.

At night between 10pm and 1am, very lazily I try to “summon” something , after a CE5 meditation, with a major sense of humor, leaning on an open sliding glass door I began pleading with the sky, all of the sudden a light flashes, twice, barely moving, basically directly above me, it disappears as fast as it shows up, no trace at all not even faint.

I don’t say shit to my wife, not much to say, it was just a light.

The next night I try it again, immediately I see a similar light show, I go and tell my wife. She says I sound like a tweaker, I tell her I’m gonna “try” again, I do , this time I plead for a little longer visibility, this time time the light is a little lower and blinks bright as Venus while moving decently fast, it blinks 5 times, it lasts longer. So I tell my wife. She trusts me, she wants to see.

She trys peaking out the window. I stand their for sometime. Nothing. Feeling dumb. I go to bed.

A half hour later letting the dog out , I look up again. Nothing. As I say to myself, fuck you… (To them) For not showing up, a VERY bright burst , short two pulses…

I HAVE CHILLS, run, basically re wake up my wife. She is not amused. I go to bed.

A few nights later my wife and I are out side with our 9yo daughter and her sleeping over cousin. We see this phenomenon a bunch, some really bright, and again they disappear after a few flashes , all four of us saw them.

They are not planes.

Maybe satellite flashes. But they seem to be at different elevations sometimes, different sizes and different brightness. Different durations some times moving sometimes not. Sometimes very bright single pules. (Not a star, they fade COMPLETELY away, and for good)

I’m in Idaho, in the Boise area. This has been happening for two weeks.

Any ideas?