I work at a weed dispensery in Canada, had a guy come in today and ask me for the best 1 gram sativa preroll we had because he “doesn’t have to take a urine test” for two months and wants something nice to smoke. I ask him what he does for work and why he needs to get tested since it’s legal nation wide here. He says he was in Iraq and Afghanistan for roughly 7 years before taking up special ops flights piloting helicopters. I told him “that’s super cool!! but I gotta ask.. you see anything strange up there? Or heard any rumours?” He just stared at me for a second before pulling out his phone, turns it off, and then turns off his Apple watch and puts them in his bag. He looks me in the eyes and says “yeah man. I’m being serious. There’s some incrediblely weird shit going on lately. I’m aware of a base (or two) in and around Antarctica and Greenland that deals with extremely advanced technology.” He then tried to explain to me what sounded like something Nikola Tesla would whip up about some type of gyroscopic machine with multiple interlocking chambers rotating opposite to eachother, that creates energy and lift, basically describes to me anti Gravity. Not sure if he was fucking me but he showed me his credentials and it definitely looked like he’s been an active member of the military for at least a decade or two. Anyways I just thought it was interesting, even if he was screwing with me
EDIT: just remembered, as he was leaving he said “maybe I’ll have more to say if I make it to 65 years old”
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