I was out on a night walk and before I knew it, I was in some kind of tube on a space ship. The aliens spoke English and told me that I was a fragile monkey, unintelligent, violent, and weak. They offered to perform operations on me, promising me power and intelligence. I agreed and they performed their first operation which were on my legs.
I woke up today and my legs feel stronger than ever. I seriously feel like a freight train. I went for a run and it felt like I was easily going 40mph without a sweat.
The aliens said they would come back and continue on my body. I’m excited but scared.
Should I let them continue to operate on me? I don’t want them to replace my brain…
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