Why have I not been abducted


lol just joking around really. But for real. Sometimes when I am stressed out and feeling emo or down about something I am like “please god, please universe, please abduct me” and then….its just crickets…do you think it’s because I am a bargain shelf or discount item offering myself to get beamed up there when I’m stressin? Sup with this? Are they picky? Not meant to be a troll post but just sometimes I think to myself how bad I just wanna be off this rock (temporary, emo, intrusive thoughts, yes) and I just laugh about how some people would imagine it would be horrifying or the worst thing they could imagine. Me…in my twisted head…sometimes I’m like…fuck ya let’s get it going I am so ready to be tortured on a ufo right now. Anyone else relate to this nonsense?

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