The two most likely things that the jellyfish could be (that aren’t a biomechanical jellyfish, or bird poop)


I want to believe in aliens, ufos and interdimensional strangeness as much as anyone. The thought of biomechanical jellyfish does not frighten me. The video does not frighten me.

What frightens me is how anyone not instantly believing that this video shows a strange craft or biomechanical jellyfish Is dog piled and downvoted now. Anyone who dares to ask questions About the mechanics of the camera and it’s housing, questions about the filter used, the quality of the image, or the footage that is described but isn’t shown- is shut down immediately.

But downvotes don’t bother me, personally. I’m just frightened how no one even wants to have the conversation.

I Also think we need to stop using the phrase bird poop as it really seems to upset people that want to believe so hard that this is an alien. I myself instantly thought it was bird poop until someone stabilized the video and showed two or three frames that give the illusion of movement.

So setting bird poop aside, here is what I think.

It could be a hit bug. Which is more dimensional than bird poop and if the camera inside moves, you might be able to sense a little depth in the mass that is on the right side of the glass. I would also explain how small the mark would have to be to make sense in the video

It could be a chip in the glass. And I’m going to assume that the military uses very impact resistant, thick, or at least strong material. It could even be a chip from (intentional or not) fire in Iraq. Thick or not, any fracture in that glass, could capture the lighting, and give the illusion of very slight movement in the “object”

But here’s what leads me to think it is something on the camera housing more than anything else;

our aircraft is flying ahead of it. Parallel but diagonally ahead of it. With no deviation. How would we know its course in order to stay ahead of it so perfectly? And if we thought it was strange, wouldn’t we circle it to get multiple views, assess it in 360? No? If not, why not? Why would we just stay ahead of it? How would we stay just ahead of it? And just film it like this for so long without doing anything else? They said it couldn’t be tracked, but it is being “tracked” visually, and the camera doesn’t deviate. It doesn’t even deviate in the slightest like someone trying to manually track it would undoubtedly do. And that’s because this was just a flyby surveying the land below and then somebody looked at it and thought hey that looks weird.

It’s like the equivalent of going to r/paranormal and someone took a picture of their dusty ass room, and then later thinks they see an orb floating in front of them that they swear they didn’t see it before. Half the people will tell them it’s dust, and the other half will tell them to smudge their house with sage.

What’s really weird to me is the same people that wanted to debunk the three orb mystery plane so badly and succeeded are also the ones sticking to their guns that this is some biomechanical jellyfish creature instead of the most obvious answer in the world.

Usually we are a little more critical here. Usually we ask questions. Usually, we use Occam’s razor and other techniques to filter out the least likely explanations. Usually, the fervent believers are in the 25% minority while the more rational people are about 75%. This video has totally reversed that. It’s very strange.

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