Is anyone else starting to realise that we have been wasting our time all these years?
It is now confirmed beyond all doubt that we are all completely out of our element, and we should just take the word of proven liars, sorry I mean esteemed government officials, who have the highest clearances imaginable on wikipedia and fan sites, that there is nothing to see here, and even if there was, what the fuck do we think this is, some kind of democracy?
Like Kirkpatrick says we should grow up and stop spreading our dangerous pseudo-psychotic cult thinking because it could, nay, WILL, collapse society as we know it. And we should probably be locked up before we harm ourselves and others.
Guys, its time to get back in our boxes, stop listening to all the grifters like Grusch who are just deranged alcoholics with PTSD, who are trying to augment their million dollar incomes with books and podcasts that will earn them at least TENS of dollars.
It’s a tough pill to swallow, but we all need to admit we have been played like fools. All the normal kids are laughing at us, and we will never get a girlfriend. UFOs are nothing but fart gas, and the previous legacy program to reverse engineer them was actually just about improving the flushing mechanism on space toilets.
Feeling pretty stupid now.. and embarrassed.. what do you guys think?
EDIT for my irony-challenged friends: this is sarcasm.
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