Abducted by zeta reticulans

AbductedI am a young verile individual with many desirable traits that the aliens would want to research; I suppose that is why I was abducted by the zeta reticulans last year. It started with a pill shaped object following my car late one night when suddenly POOF I was transported to the heart of the mother ship. The head zeta reticulan aproched in his long black robe and told me I was the most rad human they had ever laid eyes on. It was at that moment that squibnar(the leader) threw his long lustrous black robe on to the floor and in a seductive tone he said “begin the testing”. I blacked out from the immense pleasure and was returned, fully nude, to the street I had been driving on. I will never understand those who think the zeta reticulans are crule beings who want nothing but to kidnap in experiment. They’re simply just a little lonely in space and need a little love.