Bayside Incident – Don’t fall for this hoax!

I live across from Bayside Marketplace and have a balcony facing the park.

I’m happy to share my account of that night. Before I do that I want to make clear, I saw nothing that would indicate aliens were there. I have a view of the location where the alleged alien was caught on camera and I never saw anything but groups of police patrolling.

I live on the second floor and can hear the conversations at street level from my balcony. The downtown side of Biscayne was full of kids, yet I heard nothing about aliens from anyone talking below me. The area around my apartment was surrounded by hundreds of kids laughing. They didn’t seem scared, I didn’t once hear anyone say a word about aliens, and it took the effort of dozens of police to just herd them away from Biscayne boulevard. I would imagine the kids would be a bit more scared and hysterical when confronted by 10-12 foot tall glitchy aliens. They were combative with police, not hiding behind the heavily armed officers (I did see multiple police officers with assault rifles). Again, I’d imagine they would be seeking safety or begging the officers to go help them or fight the creatures. None of that was happening. Just a bunch of unruly kids forcing the police to parent them.

The police were not checking phones that any of those kids had. They would have needed ten times as many police to catch all the kids and go through their phones. The kids were on foot and scattered in numerous directions. It’s possible some of the kids near the scene who were there when police arrived had phones searched, but it’s absolutely not more than 5% of the kids involved who had phones searched.

Fights and fireworks caused the crowd to move around and scatter all over downtown. By the time the police arrived they were just moving the remaining kids out of bayside, off Biscayne, and towards downtown.

Let’s raise the bar for discourse on this topic. We can’t keep falling for these hoaxes and distractions. After vegas the bar should be higher. Something is going on in our airspace and oceans that cannot be explained, but it is not aliens shopping for churros in Miami.